Oh shit this site has an about section. Fuck. I didn’t know there was gonna be a test. I should probably write something important instead of just rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and on…..

In all seriousness though, this is my blog. This is where I post creative stories and my ideas on topics ranging from pop culture to science. My name is Tye Files and I love to write. If you love what I write you should show your support by: liking, following, sharing on social media, reblogging and commenting.

Social Media:

Butterflies & Machineguns  for all my stories. This is why you come here. I will keep writing the stories I started, write more ‘160 words,’ some new stuff, some one offs and some posts by my co-author Jacob Edwards. I will also still be doing the pop culture analysis but am limiting them to once every month or so for two reasons. First they take so long to research and write. Second I much more enjoy flexing my imagery skills.

Twitch for all my game streams. I am playing a lot of Overwatch right now. By no means am I good. Honestly I am average but I talk and make jokes with other players. It’s a good time, check it out.

Tumblr for all the comics I write BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY a place where I will share all the cool stuff you send me. These can be your original stories, art works, poems, proses, photos, videos, podcasts, whatever. It doesn’t even have to be related to my blog. I want to see what you create. Everyone has creativity in them. So send your content to my email: ButterfliesandMachineguns@gmail.com

Soundcloud for all my podcasts. That’s right I am going to podcast. The first one will be up today or tomorrow and should be a weekly thing every Friday. This will be me talking about stuff in my life, cool things I’ve seen online, news, advice, media, etc.

Instagram for a daily funny picture. Everyday since March 13th of this year I have posted at least one funny picture/gif/video onto this profile.So if you want a daily dose of humor this is the place.

Youtube for my vlogs. Currently there is nothing here but I might add stuff later

Facebook and Twitter for you to stay informed. Don’t want to miss a post, podcast, drawing, comic, stream? Then follow me on here.

Patreon for me to make ends meet. I want to keep doing the things you like. So if you can find it in your heart please pledge to me on patreon. Pledges start at just $2 a month.

Even if you don’t pledge to me on patreon all my content is still here for you to enjoy. The next best thing you can do is to follow me at all the above links, to share things you read, to like things you share and to comment.

Never stop creating,

-Tye Files


36 thoughts on “About

  1. tmezpoetry

    Hahaha… This is funny and weird timing to see this. I was going to redo my about page today and thought about it and said- to hell with it LOL so I appreciate seeing your wit with it here!!!

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  2. curious as I am, went to check your blog and as always, first the about page…I almost felt down my chair by laughing !
    Someone who dares the write down ‘fuck’…I have to follow!
    Also a super title for your blog 🙂
    Kind regards from a neighbor at this globe, XxX

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  3. Awesome on your 600 followers and growing. Blogging is so fun. We really can find like minded people/interesting people/so many great blogs to read and learn from and be entertained by. Thank you kindly for the follow. Looking forward to perusing yours. Take care! Koko 🙂


  4. Hello, If you really care about writing and its implications, you might spruce up your “about” page. I realize profanity has its place in film, literature, writing and poetry, but here? If you want a wide spectrum of readers, I’d consider cleaning it up.

    As one of your commenters said, “Someone who dares to write f___, I just have to follow.”

    As for me, when someone seems to gratuitously throw those words at people he/she doesn’t know, I say, “This is someone who I have no interest in following.”

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  5. It’s true. You woke up and found yourself in Uncle Bardie Country. Now that you have followed Uncle Bardie, you may find yourself at that fork in the road that you have to take. With Uncle Bardie for a guide, you can be comforted that you may stub your toe on a pun, find you can’t resist laughing at those things you never thought funny, and wake up to wonder what Uncle Bardie is up to. It’s okay. That itch can be scratched. Simply tune in to the next Post, It could very well be a doozy or not. Either way it will be coming from the whacky mind of Uncle Bardie. So thanks for following Uncle Bardie’s Stories & Such. It beats bananas any day. Unless…but that’s a whole ‘nother thang. And one last thing. Have a great day (or night, depending on your perspective).


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