How Much is a Minute

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How Much is a Minute?

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Number One Observatory Circle

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Netflix’s political thriller, House of Cards, starring Kevin Spacey premiered its 5 season two days ago. With out spoiling much–and if you haven’t seen it give it a watch but keep in mind season 3 is a transition–there comes a point where they begin talking about the Vice Presidency.

And it got me thinking.

Where does the Vice President live?

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A Dream as Recounted by My Girlfriend

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“Ok, so the dream starts with me having secret pets, 2 baby bearded dragons to be exact.
They’e in my closet.
But! when I go in there this time there’s a SMALLER baby on the wall of my closet.
So I’m like wut… and look in the cage.
Bunch o baby Bearded Dragons, everywhere.
Then I was like, ‘I need a bigger cage’, you know for all the babies.
So I gotta go to the pet store and get supplies.
Before I can leave my dad asks to borrow my Hurley Jacket so he cover his company’s logo in a product video he is making.
Then Hurley contacts me contact me saying, ‘yo, give credit for the jacket.’
 
When I finally go back upstairs to put the Beardies in cardboard boxes for the time being, my Sun Conure hatches and flies to me as an adult.
Super cute.
Now I need to go buy bird supplies.
I go to the store,
don’t get anything,
come back.
Realize I need to go back because I didn’t get anything.
Then I’m just stressed about needing to go back and before ANYYY of this happens there was something about getting a milkshake.
But, they were out of strawberry and chocolate so I said forget it.
They had the remaining milkshakes all piled on the counter but I didn’t want those.”

Visualizing the Rick and Morty Premiere with Szechuan Dipping Sauce

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Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon treated fans to a nice April Fools when they jokingly announced the premiere of the long awaited Rick and Morty season 3. Only it wasn’t a joke. Adult Swim is live streaming the first episode on a continuous loop until Thursday 4/6/17 as a kind reverse-rick-roll reverse-April Fools joke. So approximately every 24 minutes starting from 5:00 pm yesterday the episode restarts on the Adult Swim website.

Without giving to much away an important gag in the episode involved Szechuan Dipping Sauce; a 1998 promotional Mulan themed McNugget sauce released by the McDonald corporation.

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Introducing BF&MG’s YouTube Playlist

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A few weeks ago I decided to start saving the random videos I stumble upon into a playlist. It has everything from obscure after school specials to flying frying pans to demonstrations of engineering.

I’ll keep adding other videos that I find.

Hope you enjoy!

BF&MG’s Playlist

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Personal Post Friday, 2/17/17

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Dear Reader,

I sit in my apartment, the windows rattling to the worse storm since 1930. Periodically the range vent above the oven drips into a wellplaced–although be it a night to late–bucket. My attention to none of this does draws as I feel calmness through.

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